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bitchesguidetoetiquette: Flawless logic at play

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:30:08 -0500

Flawless logic at play

augiewinchester: oraldiarrhea: secretsbest: 8 month old baby...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:29:36 -0500

oraldiarrhea:

secretsbest:

8 month old baby hearing his mother’s voice for the first time with cochlear implant

This is the most beautiful thing ever.

thank you science

THE BINKY JUST…….

DROPPED

IM
CRYING

Saw this on google, had to post. Anyone know the source?

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:24:47 -0500

Saw this on google, had to post. Anyone know the source?

all right thats it I’m finally going to make my bullshit buster blog all these posts that you...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:12:00 -0500

all right thats it

I’m finally going to make my bullshit buster blog

all these posts that you little shits are too lazy to google, I WILL DO IT FOR YOU

HERE FOLLOW THIS FUCKING THING bullshitbuster.tumblr.com

the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:08:48 -0500

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city

tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/pinalert.asp FUCKING CHRIST HOW HARD IS IT TO GOOGLE??

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO? DO EVERYTHING THE MUGGER SAYS. HE/SHE IS MOST LIKELY ONLY ATTACKING YOU FOR THE MONEY, THEY WILL MOST LIKELY RUN AWAY ONCE YOU GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT

SURE YOU’LL BE OUT A HUNDRED BUCKS BUT AT LEAST YOU’LL BE SAFE AND ALIVE

onac911: pheebadohdoh: usoppsass: IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:47:57 -0500

onac911:

pheebadohdoh:

usoppsass:

IM GONANa FuCkiNG PEE MY PAN t s

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Wed, 22 May 2013 11:47:16 -0500

ruralfox: THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:47:01 -0500

ruralfox:

THIS IS THE MOST ADORABLE THING I HAVE EVER SEEN *wheeze*

finalhikari: obstacle-illusion: liasangria: ashleybash: based...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:45:27 -0500

finalhikari:

obstacle-illusion:

liasangria:

ashleybash:

basedpussyandbuffalowings:

basedpussyandbuffalowings:

kwills88:

Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

I am completely losing my shit over this.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

relevant.

I. Am. Dying!

I refuse to apologize for reblogging this

dead.

Meh.

Meh.

bonefield: I love it when cats have this reaction to things,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:43:27 -0500

bonefield:

I love it when cats have this reaction to things, it’s just like, “HUMAN, EXPLAIN THIS BULLSHIT.”

thugkitchen: You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re...

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:09:39 -0500

thugkitchen:

You won’t be stressing this summer if you’re sipping on this tasty glass of general badassery. The antioxidant loaded in theses blackberries will make sure free radicals aren’t fucking up your day. And the bourbon? YOU EARNED THAT SHIT.

BLACKBERRY BOURBON FIZZ

5 blackberries

5 ice cubes

1 shot of bourbon

¾ cup cold ginger ale (none of that high fructose corn syrup, aspartame nonsense either. Get good shit that has fucking ginger root as an ingredient)

¼ cup cold club soda (optional)

Put the blackberries in the bottom of a tall glass and mash them around with a spoon. Keep some big chunks because it looks cool. Add the ice and then the bourbon, ginger ale, and club soda. I like adding club soda because it keeps it tasting refreshing as fuck but you can save some cash and just add more ginger ale. Garnish with fresh basil if you are trying to impress somebody.

Serves 1 but invite a fucking friend, no need to drink alone

We made this for our friend Dara over at Cosmo.com

bubonickitten: help, i can’t stop laughing

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:03:50 -0500

bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

krapcaasi: FAH MULAN

Wed, 22 May 2013 11:01:16 -0500

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

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Wed, 22 May 2013 10:58:38 -0500

fieldofbeans: halfbaked-alchemist: HI I am the potoo I spend most of my time sitting on the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:27:20 -0500

fieldofbeans:

halfbaked-alchemist:

HI

I am the potoo

I spend most of my time sitting on the edges of tree branches,

pretending to be a stick or dead leaf

it’s not as easy as it looks

I sing virtually exclusively around the period of the full moon

because, according to legend,

I am a mournful spirit in love with the spirit of the moon

I approve of this so much.

thefrogman: I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:37:53 -0500

thefrogman:

I suppose it would be like deciding to eat a giant piece of banana and then changing your mind a bunch of times.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:35:14 -0500

I did the Pokemon fusion thing.

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:46:47 -0500

noxxigirl:

I got a couple of cool ones

Then I got a not so cool one.

emilianadarling: I’ve been waiting years for this gifset to...

Tue, 21 May 2013 10:40:27 -0500

emilianadarling:

I’ve been waiting years for this gifset to come into my life.

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Tue, 21 May 2013 10:38:39 -0500